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IT'S THE PRINCE, STUPID!!!

Let me tell you about myself: I do live in a castle but its never gone to my head-It's no big deal- As a matter of fact, its kind of lonely living in a magic kingdom with silly birds all over the place. God, do I hate pumpkins! I mean, do you know how disgusting it feels to wake up with your dick stuck inside one? Not that it ever happened to me. ok...
My life is pretty quiet and peaceful, except when I have those dreams. My mother sent me away some time ago, but when I was just a little royal we used to have tea together. It wasn't really tea but that didn't matter; We'd talk for hours. I must really miss that because my dreams are about "T".
Dad says I lack direction. After spending all that time in his laboratory, those stuck-up university professors in the city never listen to anything he says, much less pay him anything for the ideas he has. (Of course we really don't have to worry about money.)
So I'm sitting around this damn castle, with nothing to do and my IP is all fucked up so there's no porn - I've had my eye on Cindy for some time now. I saw her when in Dad's "control room" after getting here from Mom's house. I could tell right away she was not like all the others.
Lets talk about Cindy: She's very friendly; Ella, her Very Best Friend, is a Witch. She said they were in a bad situation and needed to be rescued fast; Something about an unpleasant barn dance.
Giving them a ride to the club was great for some Princely Presence; I like to drive my roadster thru the valley waving to my Adoring Peasants. As I waved to the people walking along the road I heard Cindy ask"What else can you do?"
OH...ooooohhh...ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Five minutes later Cindy managed, "OMFG! That is impressive!!"
"Those pictures never happened; Don't you see?!?" Ella cried, "Until we break that machine, you're never going to grow up. No boy in this valley is going to become a human and stop living in some stupid fairy tale, and no girl is going to feel safe growing up."


Royal Proclamation

Read as a picture book; Scroll-click on page 1, see all images in large size using the arrow key. We have all seen The Disney Version of this ancient, often retold, "children's" legend.
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I like my insanity smothered in art but not the other way; I'm Humoristic and Emerging (haha)! For the last 45 years I have been able to detect entropy (a force that grows disorganization) in some mock universes. When entropy is annoying in a distinct universe, reorganize it using artistic burlesque. In this process, new universe(s) might be created; My monitoring continues in all universes. When a universe no longer develops entropy, it is ready to be shared. On the other hand maybe I'm just a "visual manipulator"; My favorite things are arbitrary, common and imperfect.
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